Because of Hai Duan, we had to settle our annual dinner in Seremban last night against a majority vote of having it in K.L. Hai Duan needed to catch a bus back to Sungai Petani on the same night for his mission to save flood victims. This time, the Royal Adelphi's Asiatique restaurant was our pick.
The Seven Steady Men of A.S.S.
Foreground: Ah Duan.Background: Ah Tat, Quincy, & Quek scavenging for food.
The food was good. Asiatique serves international-themed food, and last night we were lucky as there were Japanese food served! The majority, however, was Asian and local cuisines which were tantalising. There was ample Western food too!
A selection of international food.Clockwise from top: Beef bolognaise pasta sauce, black pepper grilled chicken, Japanese styled fried fish fillet, grilled chicken in cranberry sauce, lamb leg in mushroom sauce.
Quek was rendered drunken with the wine toast we had at home earlier. It was just a small cupful of wine, and he was already behaving erratically. It could have been an empty stomach, though, and here he was chomping down on all the food he could find:
Quek the Glutton.As if chomping down his own food wasn't enough, he persistently eyed my plate of food I just took for myself. However, I forgave him for his gluttony as he was obviously very drunk.
Quek wanting to attack my plate!Everyone was attacking food at full mode the moment we arrived. Within minutes, all of our bellies were filled with food. We excused ourselves one at a time to go to the loo to ease ourselves.
I shat a long smelly shit in this hole before continuing eating.
I thought he was gonna shit too, but unfortunately he was just peeing.When I got back to the table, I was challenged by Ah Tat to compete with him in the "Great Orgasmic Oyster-Eating Competition". Without any hesitancy, I agreed. Check out ҜαίخόρЋЯзпїα™ for the competition outcome.
Ah Tat intoxicated by the oyster juice after the competition. Nobody knew what happened after they entered into the same room that night.
These two fella used to be very good partner, until the guy on the left found his new partner.
He insisted on taking this photo alone.
Christmas is approaching, and a new year is coming. Moments like this are akin the "calm before a storm". Come next year, we have another battle in Sem9 Final. So let's have a dinner get-together, to celebrate our victory over Sem7 Final (which we didn't celebrate together), to give thanks that there were no serious fall-outs among A.S.S. members over the past 1 year, and most of all to just chill out and have fun! Let's make our A.S.S. Year-End Dinner happen!
The date and venue (preferably KL) is open for discussion, just reply this post!
p/s: Jogoya Jogoya Jogoya Jogoya Jogoya
Alright guys... look carefully at the photos above. They were taken right after our white water rafting at Padas River, Sabah recently. What similarities, likenesses, resemblances, similitudes, and parallelisms could you guys spot? Or are there any differences, discrepancies, disparities, dissimilarities, or variances that you could identify between the two photos? If these two questions are not relevant (ok, ok, I admit I purposely type in garbage to fill up the post), then here comes the killer question: "What feature did you find special/appalling/disgust in the photos? Could you spot the hidden jewel?"
Look long enough and you shall see, thy intelligent minds! If you can't, fret not, it doesn't mean that you're dumbfuck stupid. I'm here to help. Scroll down for the answer:
It's Dicky's Great Baby Dick!What happens when team blogs switch to Blogger in beta?
A team blog will only switch to Blogger in beta when the original owner moves his or her account over.
Team members who have not yet switched to Blogger in beta will still see the blog on their dashboards, but it will be grayed out and inaccessible. Once those members move their own accounts to the beta, they will be able to access the blog as before. If they can't yet switch, or don't wish to, they can ask the owner of the blog for a new invitation to join the blog on the beta version. They can then accept that invitation by logging in to or creating a Google Account to post to that blog. (Later on, when they do switch their Blogger account to the new version, they'll have an option to merge it with this account.)
If a team member of a blog switches their account to beta before the blog owner does, then the team blog is not converted. It will appear on the team member's dashboard in beta, but clicking on it will lead back to the old version of Blogger. Thus, the blog will still be usable, but without the new features of Blogger in beta (e.g. Labels, Layouts, etc.).
So when you guys see "Your New BEta Blogger is now ready", do convert so that everyone can continue posting.
Armed with some extra cash and the spirit of lust, a few gang members had indulged in our famous A.S.S. ritual recently. They bought themselves a bottle of cheap table wine and some Heineken, the main ingredients for the erratic behaviours you will soon observe in the following photos.
The star for the ritual is Lembu Quek, his humanly features heavily doused by the alcohol he partaked with the rest of the gang members. Armed with a cheap guitar under his armpit, he strums to the tunes of the famous HK canto-pop band Beyond. His vocal was so terrible I had to perform security checks in the masturbate masterbed room to ensure the rest of the members were alright.
Lembu Quek saluting his fans.
The "Drunken Hennessy-Challenger" a.k.a. MetalMug Drummer.
Mania searching for Beyond songs that he knows how to sing. He couldn't find any.
Michael phelps (USA)
Ian Thorpe(Aus)- big shark in the pool who holds several world records.Recently announced retirement. saying:' i dont feel swimming as part of my life anymore'
Daniel Bego (Malaysia)- took part in 6 events in swimming (which no malaysians have ever tried it b4) in the current Doha Game 06
Lembu (ASS)- medals won: '0' , world ranking: infinityenjoy swimming as much as drinking alcohol!!
okie..do u wan to swim like these great ppl down here??
Visit this useful site: www.milo.com.my/sportclinic/swimming/
i m buying this bag...i can carry back alot of seashells and corals from langkawi!!
any answer why the middle finger of tat glove is pointing up?? can i win the RM50 reward from the star if i send this picture??
Kok Fang's cat, Fang Fang want to leave a message to his owner, click the play button to see what he wants to say
These are the four heroes of A.S.S., the bravest of the bravests, toughest of the toughests, king of the kings! They made a difference - elective in India, Taiwan, or Langkawi cannot fight at all. To commemorate their divine achievement, A.S.S. had conferred them the title YANG AMAT BERHORMAT DAN BERBAHAGIA TUN TAN DATUK SERI PADUKA BAGINDA SULTANAH RAJA DI-HILIR BENDAHARA DOKTOR K.K.LIM, YANG AMAT BERHORMAT DAN BERBAHAGIA TUN TAN DATUK SERI PADUKA BAGINDA SULTANAH RAJA DI-HILIR BENDAHARA DOKTOR Mania Lim, YANG AMAT BERHORMAT DAN BERBAHAGIA TUN TAN DATUK SERI PADUKA BAGINDA SULTANAH RAJA DI-HILIR BENDAHARA DOKTOR Ah Fat Pang, and last but not weak YANG AMAT BERHORMAT DAN BERBAHAGIA TUN TAN DATUK SERI PADUKA BAGINDA SULTANAH RAJA DI-HILIR BENDAHARA DOKTOR Felix Lau Huey Huey.
Surely goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life
and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever. [Psalm 23]
Schizoid Lau Hwee HweeAged: 23
Came to this world peacefully on 09-11-83.
A schizoid, a friend, a shy blusher, a gym-junkie, a mentally-over-normal being.
Deeply missed by ASS members and loved ones.
The ASS Members
wish to express their heartfelt thanks and appreciation
to all relatives, friends and colleagues for their
prayers, visits, birthday wishes, and presents
during the birthday party.
To A.S.S. members, he's Ah Fat. To some, he's Dicky. To his family members, he's Ah Bee. To S.H.E., he's a Dick! Today, it's his birthday...
... and he yearned for S.H.E.'s presence.
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It's nearing! Are you game enough for the MK Conquest? Post a I'M-READY photo of yourself, like the one below!
Post Title: Are You Ready?Picture Title: I'm Ready!
Post Title: Are You Ready?
Picture Title: Ah Fat ready as ever!
DotA Allstars Endless Story
wow, this movie feature one insane tiny...check the following moves out:
1) tiny throw techie into enemies mid to attempt suicide. Beautiful!
2) tiny throw a poor tidehunter into rhasta wards!! that's owning man, the most beautiful move ever!
p/s: in case you wanna ask why bone died when what pudge did was only drag him. The answer is, the place is full of land mines by techies!
Dota Allstars Ultimate Trailer
Have a look at this man....they really have very cool hero....i also wan to be that yunero!!! it make jakaral looks like a clown!!!
Many of the ASS members r training their muscles very very hard nowadays...frequent and regular gym visits, protein powder, fat burner, Eggs and other secrets of their own...their aim??: some claims to beat Yaw Ming's(gugukai), some wan2 gain weight(mania Lim), some desperately wan2 attract gals(like me?? huh??), some wan2 conquer mount. Kinabalu(Turbo) and some just wan2 reduce their fat mass(Ah Fat, doghead, hai duan)...So here r some pictures to give u all some visual stimulation:
WAO~~V-Shape!!
biceps curl~~Arghh
my biceps measures 21 inches..who can beat me??
Sexy quadriceps~~
finally..show u my Mr. Universe's pose~~
gugukai u scared onot?? 70kg of bench press is not enuf~~muahahahah!!!
Yesterday's gym session was more intense because Felix the Hulk was around. We reached around 10am and as usual, we started our routine with 150 machined sit-ups, followed by warming up the major muscles with the weighted-cable machines at the ground floor of the gym. Then we headed upstairs where all the free-weights were placed...
We started our free-weight training by targetting the triceps. As with biceps, we did three different pattern of exercises with 3-4 sets each. When our triceps were swollen enough and couldn't take it anymore, we went on to torture our biceps pulak.
Felix the Hulk performing the second set of biceps routine, close-grip Z-bar on preacher's curl.
Which was then followed by dumbbell curl, our 3rd set of biceps routine. Forgot to take our 1st biceps routine which was the supersets of 21 reps with the Z-bar.
Then we started Mission Gynecomastia by hitting the lying-down bench press. Couldn't reach my record of 75kg set in IMU coz the bar alone was already almost 10kg. My max was 70kg.
Next was the inclined bench press to further enhance our busts. This is essential if you wanna place a cup/glass of water on top of your breast and not letting it topple down.
The Hulk: Woo, I can feel my tits bursting with energy!After shower, I was famished and forced The Hulk (who claimed he wasn't hungry at all. Yeah right my foot!) to go makan with me at this restaurant:
Which is located just outside Fitness First.
It is an open-air concept restaurant. Actually when we were working out, I was already drooling seeing some gym kakis going to this place to makan. Can easily have a bird's view of this restaurant from the second floor (free-weight section) of the gym.
The Hulk sensing his body needed more raw protein, went on to order beef noodle and a glass of Mg&Rb w/C Milk (what the fuck is that Hulk?). His drink was the brown brown colour thingy with greenish mucus inside. Yucks!
And this is The Hulk's protein-laden beef noodles:
As for lim pek, I ordered their XO sauce fried rice noodles and a helping of Fried Onion Cake with a glass of water chestnut with egg shreds. Protein dude!
And it was at this time I finally figured out why The Hulk declined lunch initially. Look at the picture below:
The Hulk couldn't even hold the chopsticks and spoon properly. He dropped them into his bowl of noodles a few times. Hahaha...
And yeeehhhh... I got my new protein from Danny (a fellow trainer and friend of mine). The new addition (top right) is IsoCool, a 100% blend of whey protein rich in BCAA's and other essential AA's and 0% fat and cholesterol. That means IsoCool has lower calories and essential for body builder who already has fat and wishes to build more muscles and keep calories at bay.I'm in my anabolic state now. Hulk, how you coping over there? Need an arm-sling? Muahaha...
yes, IMU is a very very good university, they have their own student counsellor!!! her name is Onn Liang Bing...remember? she is so cute...wonder where IMU found her?
This is a reminder she sent to my email today,
Dear Student,
Hai, it is me again. I am writing to inform you of the availability of
the counseling services in Clinial School, Seremban. You can still see
me face to face on Friday in my office which is opposite conference room
at the level 2 in CS or you can write to me via e-mail:
lianbing_ong@imu.edu.my or reach me at 86567228 ext: 2503. I will
reply your email or call if you leave your message asap.
Basically, you can share with me any of the following topics:
a. Boy-girl relationship (Break off a relationship,
miscommunication, differences, conflict etc. )
b. family (expectation of parents, closeness of the family ties,
conflict among family members etc.)
c. Personal Development (lack of self confidence, fear, guiltiness,
anger, loneliness, depression etc. )
d. Friendship (misunderstanding, etc. )
e. Academic (Adjustment, academic system, conflict with tutors
etc.)
f. Financial problem and others.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Best regards,
Lianbing
Student Counsellor
IMU Counsellling Unit
Have any sexual difficulties my fellow ass? look no further, your solution is here....ONN LIANG BING, IMU student's best friend....
This is a corner on the 5th floor...this area has become the ideal venue for IMU students to 'pak tok'..
the lecture hall for Pharmacists' students...
seems tat there r lots of snatch thieving around bj nowadays...n the SRC were putting up posters all around IMU to give awareness to the ignorant ones..it is so prevalent tat u wont think of walking to sri petaling for DOTA anymore...
finally, thx IMU for spending our RM30,000 tuition fees so wisely on bj campus. do u think by just adding a basketball court at the smb campus can easily pacify our dissapointment??