Thanks to Quek's suggestion to sapu the cheaper "durian kampung", we had lots of inedible leftovers after our durian feast last nite. The emotionally restless Ah Tat (he's in a relationship turmoil with his best buddy) decided to do something to cast the evil away! The Durian Bomb way! We, being his real best buddies, of course backed him up after warning him the potential dangers involved in his crazy project...

He first asked if we had any raw materials for the bomb, which someone from the group incidentally had in his keepings a bagful of Yong Peng Firecrackers, depicted in the photo above. Upon knowing the secret stash of mini-explosives, Ah Tat jumped into the air and screamed "YESSSSS!!!".
He quickly asked us to removed the durian pulp from the seeds, and knead the durian pulp into a compact paste to be wrapped around our mini-explosives! We were surprised by his innovative idea!
To do so, we knead and knead and knead the pulp and placed them onto a thin layer of plastic food wrappers.
Then we started to plant the mini-explosives into the heart of the kneaded durian paste. We make it so compact so that when the explosives go off, the durian paste would have a wider area of blast coverage!
We then taped the explosive securely over the food wrapper. And the final product looked like this:
Please take note that this item is not available in any Jusco branches worldwide, and Jusco had nothing to do with durian-bombs. If credits are to be given to anybody, it is Ah Tat from A.S.S.!
Our President, thinking he is helluva great, tried to deviate from Ah Tat's bomb-making recipe and tried his own Klang way. He ended up sending two undetonated bombs into the enemy's fort. Numbskull!
With encouragement from Ah Tat, and some hatred and anger thrown in, we marched out to our battle field with a bomb each!
Mr. Ah Duan wanted to bomb too but he ended up snapping our photos to be commemorated, coz he's too puss to deal with bombs.
And the end result was pretty good. Our first commander Mr. Pang(sai) woke up early in the morning to check for casualties, and he reported the result to be satisfactory!
Apparently, as I'm typing this, I heard the enemies screamed "Wu liao ah, who bomb my panties??! Arrghh, my bra got liu-lian summore! Henn tiaooooo...". Mr Pang can't stop laughing upon hearing their remarks.
The enemy had resorted to shut their jamban windows too! Apparently our President threw his self-made bomb too energetically, the velocity on hitting the wall causes the bomb to not detonate. But the durian kampung paste stucked on the wall, right next to the window opening. Good job there, president!
I can see Ah Tat is already happier today, he's been gloomy and lethargic since last Friday. I've been wondering what'd gone wrong, and nearly offered him a glass of YoMeiShu. Lucky the bombing incident cheered him up!