This post serves as a reminder to our fellow Anti-Social Society members that even the mighty Kung Fu Master Lau who have been training with Fok Chew wine since 1-mth-old can be defeated by Absolut Vodka mixed with Carlsberg Special Brew. Warning: DO NOT TRY THIS CONCOCTION AT HOME!

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It started with Master Lau wanting to take it to the next level - "Want to have a try of the big stuff", he said. They say a picture speaks a million sentences, so I'll let the photos do most of the cock-talking.... and he started to sing the William Hung song (the loser from American Idiots, remember? Original song by Ricky Martin one). See his action, damn gaya. Arms flinging here and there. Nearly smacked some foreheads in the process...And that's the end of Master Lau for that night. I thought I heard some "Forgive me Father, Forgive me Father, Forgive me Father, Forgive me Father... (repeat 1 million times)" chanting, but the great grandmaster would firmly deny having said those sissy thingy.So the moral of the story is, never tell your friends that you wanna test your alcohol-tolerance level, coz you'll end up like the great grandmaster himself. No one will let you off till you're piss drunked. We shall refrain from alcohol-binging for the time being. Heh heh... what? What did I just said?

Tonight we all experienced an event of "pemotongan steam yang terhebat di abad ini". Hai Tat shied away from alcohol. This incident is the first time documented in the whole history of ASS ever since the Great Vomiting Tragedy. Looks like we can't see Lau Kok Fang puke just yet...

Our honeymoon Semester 8 is coming to an end. We should end it with a bang, all 9 of us!

Nothing beats celebrating it with a sumptuous dinner followed by a cult alcohol binge. I'm suggesting Absolut Vodka, the toughest, macho-est alcoholic drink a man can gulp down his oesophagus. Hai Tat, Quek, and Lau Kok Fang are the target vomiters. I wanna see Quek pose like this after a few bottom-ups of Absolut Vodka:

So what flavour is it gonna be? We gotta make Hai Tat kegoyangan before heading to S.H.E.'s house on his b'day nite! Lai!

ATT: This man is believed to carry a new deadly virus similar with the SARS. He is highly contagious and dangerous. He stopped by yesterday night and this was what happen this morning.

The living room is so fucked up with our puke that I wonder how soo seng can sleep there the whole night, just beside his own puke! sorry for quek friend's mattress, it's so full of shit now.

Affected people will have symptoms like agitation, disinhibition, confusion, stuporous, violent behaviour, nausea and vomiting. Usually it'll subside by having a good night sleep, but the consequences can be painful. For example, i spoilt my specs trying to prevent myself from being stripped and Siu Min's door is gone because he was pussy by locking himself up in his room.

my poor specs

However, for some people, the complication is dire, they might have something called the 'hangover' period in which they still feel sick and nauseated the next day. Hai tat is classical.

Below are a few photos showing how an affected person can act:

Here are some videos as well:









*sorry for showing you such explicit videos, if you can't stand graphical violent, don't watch*

SO becareful of this man. His plague lands anywhere he pass by. Avoid him at all cost when you see him. He is dangerous.

Fuck man, our parents must be damn heartbroken that they spent so much money on this useless group of drunkards. We had just started a petition named "I Love mY BOdy, I don't DRink ALCOhol". Currently, it had grown to include: Hai Tat, Siu MIn. Me, and Quincy. Support us, let 422 be alcohol free and let such tragedy to be a thing of the past.

Macho-hai came last nite with a bottle of whisky, and later cheered us on for a 3-round special brew delight. And the outcome:

Armed with some extra cash and the spirit of lust, a few gang members had indulged in our famous A.S.S. ritual recently. They bought themselves a bottle of cheap table wine and some Heineken, the main ingredients for the erratic behaviours you will soon observe in the following photos.

The star for the ritual is Lembu Quek, his humanly features heavily doused by the alcohol he partaked with the rest of the gang members. Armed with a cheap guitar under his armpit, he strums to the tunes of the famous HK canto-pop band Beyond. His vocal was so terrible I had to perform security checks in the masturbate masterbed room to ensure the rest of the members were alright.

Dog head relinquished his role as the Drunken Hennessy-Challenger soon after by assuming the role of the drummer with a metal mug and spoon on his hands (see pic below). The whole ritual was interspersed with his arousing shout-outs, sounded like "Woooooh.... woooooh... wooooooh...".

When they finally realised that Lembu Quek's singing sucks big time and his guitar playing is of cowshit quality, they turned to Hei Duan's computer. They blasted some songs by Beyond, Jay Chow, and the shits alike.

I did not know what happened at the closing ceremony coz I fell asleep to the "Wooooh... Wooooohhh... Woooohh..." dog-wails by Dog Head.