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A.S.S. Annual Dinner 2006

Because of Hai Duan, we had to settle our annual dinner in Seremban last night against a majority vote of having it in K.L. Hai Duan needed to catch a bus back to Sungai Petani on the same night for his mission to save flood victims. This time, the Royal Adelphi's Asiatique restaurant was our pick.

The Seven Steady Men of A.S.S.

Despite our ke-steady-an wanting to have our annual dinner together, there were still betraying dogs in the society. The first was Soo Seng, who was the motherfuck of all ke-tidak-steady-an motherfuckers. He didn't even come over for our wine toast! And the second was Daniel, who asked us to sacrifice him because he decided to purposely not come back in time for the dinner. For his sin, President had recruited some of us to re-arrange Daniel's room a.k.a. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" style.

Foreground: Ah Duan.
Background: Ah Tat, Quincy, & Quek scavenging for food.


The food was good. Asiatique serves international-themed food, and last night we were lucky as there were Japanese food served! The majority, however, was Asian and local cuisines which were tantalising. There was ample Western food too!

A selection of international food.
Clockwise from top: Beef bolognaise pasta sauce, black pepper grilled chicken, Japanese styled fried fish fillet, grilled chicken in cranberry sauce, lamb leg in mushroom sauce.


Quek was rendered drunken with the wine toast we had at home earlier. It was just a small cupful of wine, and he was already behaving erratically. It could have been an empty stomach, though, and here he was chomping down on all the food he could find:

Quek the Glutton.

As if chomping down his own food wasn't enough, he persistently eyed my plate of food I just took for myself. However, I forgave him for his gluttony as he was obviously very drunk.

Quek wanting to attack my plate!

Everyone was attacking food at full mode the moment we arrived. Within minutes, all of our bellies were filled with food. We excused ourselves one at a time to go to the loo to ease ourselves.

I shat a long smelly shit in this hole before continuing eating.

I thought he was gonna shit too, but unfortunately he was just peeing.

When I got back to the table, I was challenged by Ah Tat to compete with him in the "Great Orgasmic Oyster-Eating Competition". Without any hesitancy, I agreed. Check out ҜαίخόρЋЯзпїα™ for the competition outcome.

Ah Tat intoxicated by the oyster juice after the competition. Nobody knew what happened after they entered into the same room that night.

These two fella used to be very good partner, until the guy on the left found his new partner.

He insisted on taking this photo alone.

And all of us after the dinner.

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