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What's with A.S.S.?

Armed with some extra cash and the spirit of lust, a few gang members had indulged in our famous A.S.S. ritual recently. They bought themselves a bottle of cheap table wine and some Heineken, the main ingredients for the erratic behaviours you will soon observe in the following photos.

The star for the ritual is Lembu Quek, his humanly features heavily doused by the alcohol he partaked with the rest of the gang members. Armed with a cheap guitar under his armpit, he strums to the tunes of the famous HK canto-pop band Beyond. His vocal was so terrible I had to perform security checks in the masturbate masterbed room to ensure the rest of the members were alright.

Lembu Quek saluting his fans.

Dog head relinquished his role as the Drunken Hennessy-Challenger soon after by assuming the role of the drummer with a metal mug and spoon on his hands (see pic below). The whole ritual was interspersed with his arousing shout-outs, sounded like "Woooooh.... woooooh... wooooooh...".

The "Drunken Hennessy-Challenger" a.k.a. MetalMug Drummer.

When they finally realised that Lembu Quek's singing sucks big time and his guitar playing is of cowshit quality, they turned to Hei Duan's computer. They blasted some songs by Beyond, Jay Chow, and the shits alike.

Mania searching for Beyond songs that he knows how to sing. He couldn't find any.

I did not know what happened at the closing ceremony coz I fell asleep to the "Wooooh... Wooooohhh... Woooohh..." dog-wails by Dog Head.

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