This post serves as a reminder to our fellow Anti-Social Society members that even the mighty Kung Fu Master Lau who have been training with Fok Chew wine since 1-mth-old can be defeated by Absolut Vodka mixed with Carlsberg Special Brew. Warning: DO NOT TRY THIS CONCOCTION AT HOME!
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It started with Master Lau wanting to take it to the next level - "Want to have a try of the big stuff", he said. They say a picture speaks a million sentences, so I'll let the photos do most of the cock-talking.
... and he started to sing the William Hung song (the loser from American Idiots, remember? Original song by Ricky Martin one). See his action, damn gaya. Arms flinging here and there. Nearly smacked some foreheads in the process...
And that's the end of Master Lau for that night. I thought I heard some "Forgive me Father, Forgive me Father, Forgive me Father, Forgive me Father... (repeat 1 million times)" chanting, but the great grandmaster would firmly deny having said those sissy thingy.
So the moral of the story is, never tell your friends that you wanna test your alcohol-tolerance level, coz you'll end up like the great grandmaster himself. No one will let you off till you're piss drunked. We shall refrain from alcohol-binging for the time being. Heh heh... what? What did I just said?6 fcukin' responses:
- At 10:28 PM, May 29, 2007 kengtat said...
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To PresidentLau, is that all you can do????? I am expecting you to sign your name on 'I Love My Body, I Don't Drink Alcolhol' poster on my door.
- At 11:13 PM, May 29, 2007 Bullslayer_lee said...
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President, let's prove them wrong again! i'm sure if everybody drink the same amount you'll be last man standing! go for it president, prove them wrong! ps: we drink again when siu min buy as the drink okay?:D
- At 11:24 PM, May 29, 2007 Bullslayer_lee said...
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sorry to sodomize you too...i admit is not the best feeling in the world but it definitely is not the worst. Haha...cibai, why no kk's photo one? he is the biggest perpetrators!
- At 11:42 PM, May 29, 2007 K.K. said...
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yeah haha let's drink again. Blue Sapphire Dry Gin this time. everybody drink same amount. see who's the last one standing.
i'm not a perpetrator! i'm just an innocent bartender/cocktail maker cum photographer. muah haha... - At 5:20 PM, June 01, 2007 Unknown said...
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ewwww....
- At 1:58 PM, June 02, 2007 K.K. said...
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kok hon, u didn't read the warning in the post header, did u?! heh heh...
burpps...