By sleeping in the same room? -checked!

By loving the same girl before (ah shim)? -checked!

By being a mummy boy who cannot be separated  with their parents for more than 4 weeks? -checked!

By going to S.H.E lair almost every nights prior to exam? -checked!!

By rejecting to follow the ass way and went karaoke with a bunch of bitches? -checked!!!

By enjoying surfing a gay china webpage called sixpark? -checked!

By wearing a pair of dirt cheap (RM4.50) T-shirt to go out makan lunch??? - checked!!!

Presenting to you the ultimate brokeback couple of the millenium - doghead and hai duan.

Congratulations for defying the social norm and doing what you want to do - this is the only ass characteristic that the two of you still have, and therefore, you are still safely refered as one of the asses, for the time being.