Hardcore A.S.S. Dinner is for hardcore, high-spirited Anti-Social Society members. Sad to say, some members had departed from the society's ideal, and strayed into the path of Pussy SHE Licking Association (PSLA). Turbo was forever with his schizoid personality, that we couldn't help. Soo Seng was love sick and hearing his gf wasn't free to dine with him, he stayed home ta fei kei the whole nite.

That left 5 of us, the hardcore A.S.S. grassroots. We went to this secluded place in Jinjang, where our secret lair lies.

This is our sacrificial altar. President was ready to cut into some fresh meat. Quek is showing some latest cult hand-sign which means "CANNIBALISM".

Our secret lair was actually inside a huge 1km by 1km bullet proof, titanium container. The walls are 2 metres thick, and insulated with lead to stop any forms of penetrating radiations.

At last, our personal chef got our food ready in a jiffy 20 minutes. Let's have a look what we had. (Bear in mind, vegetarians out there who are reading this, we are cannibals!).

Five personally prepared offerings from heaven. The picture below shows a genetically modified corn from Zimbabwe, fried rice mixed with bone marrow harvested from rats, a slab of raw platypus meat covered with minced kangaroo's nipples, a bowl of fresh goat's placentae, and a handsome gorilla's ribs (4th and 5th intercostal meat) covered in a thick duck's blood. This was very filling. To bad Hei Duan didn't come.

Lembu's order wasn't any bad too! He had a thick, necrotic and sarcomatous mammary tissue harvested from a terminally ill cow, made into a delicious burger. A slice of fried monkey's scalp was placed as the meats topping. The side dish is a serving of fried African ants which looked like french fries.

President's meal looked simple yet complicated. His was a plate of mixed intestines harvested from orang utans, platypusses, tortoises, rabbits, and cats. The innards are broiled in a pot of mashed dog brain for 12 hours till it coagulates and showing the consistency akin to Italian pasta. It also contained a grilled baboon's urinary bladder. President's only complaint was the dish had a strong smell of baboon's urine.

Ah Fat had grilled sunbear buttock steak served with whipped terrapin meat topped with thousand island sauce. Mania on the other hand had smoked monkey meat topped with tequila sauce and fried chimpanzee's nipples as side dish.

We had an enjoyable and sumptuous dinner. We had no regrets travelling 5000miles visiting our secret lair in Jinjang.