The photos were taken on Monday this morning (when we are supposed to go to the ward) by one of the housemate who doesn’t want to expose his identity (by doing some coloring on his car plate number). Thanks to him, we had identified a traitor in our ASS brotherhood.



Why traitor? First, let us understand the background of the story. There are 2 covered parking spaces in our house, and 2 uncovered parking spaces on the grassland. One covered parking space is given lifelong to our Honourable Yang Berbahagia Dato’ Mountain Chicken (after conquering Mount Kinabalu recently) and the other covered parking space on first come first serve basis. No one wants the parking space on the grassland, because they are muddy and full of mosquitoes.

Problem: Whose car is shown on the photo occupying the 2nd parking space? This is a foreign body! Introduced by Q-Zai without the approval of our ASS brotherhood! This makes me so ‘tulan’ when my Proton Perdana has to park on the grassland. Do you mean the owner of this car is more PRECIOUS than our ASS brotherhood by this???? What say you Quek? What will your parents from Batu Pahat say when they see this?

See, even Q-zai was parking his car haphazardly, not the way a driver who can drive 180km/hr on the road will do. Who can make Q-Zai sacrificed his covered parking space? What made him parked his car as if he was in a rush? Obviously, the photos, plus a little bit of logical thinking can link all this together. The photographer reported that the couple stayed very long in the room that morning (how much did they bribe you ah duan?), and susu seng had observed several times ‘urticarial’ rash on the neck of the car owner. What can I tell more?