Ever since Guguakai started to learn Nunchaku-do in 422 Jalan Rasah, we were all living in the dark, terrified by his stinging lighting speed nunchaku. President’s cat was sacrificed when gugukai was testing on his skill, video was published to threaten us, and my room was nearly burned because of delay in paying rental. Even the Mr. Sungai Petani susu seng next door was scared, this was what susu seng said: “Hen diao! His nunchak is like Spiritbreaker with butterfly, hyperstone and cranium basher, how to play?! U taught like the bird brain who buy Hand of Midas? Hen diao hen diao. Wah, if he buys Lohtar’s edge, Sange and Yasha somemore, then I think ah the bird brain sure got triple kill, god like, hoho! ”
Yes, we are scared. Looking at his recently published blog in the fitness centre, how can a ‘san pi pa’ like me (59kg) fight with this muscular guguakai (68.7kg)? Hopeless!!!
The opportunity came when I traveled to Pulau Phuket recently, where I saw this brochure on the road:
Yes! Thai boxing, also known as Muaythai to the countryman, is the martial art of Thailand. What fascinates me is the ‘san pi pa’ looking of the boxer, especially at the left upper corner (130 pounds = 59kg). This is also what ‘The Next Bruce Lee’ Tony Jaa was performing in the movie ‘Ong-Bak’ and ‘Tong Yum Gong’.
What am I waiting for? Thai boxing is my solution to fight back Gugukai. Quickly, I rushed to the stadium and at the same time call Mr. President, Quecktoris and Ah Fat to Pulau Phuket.
In Front of The Stadium
On 31st of August, while Gugukai was busy taking photos in ‘Little Genting’ using his Sony T30, we were not wasting our time. On that day, we decided to have experience in real Thai boxing fight. Look Gugukai! We are ready to fight your nunchaku now!!!
Gugukai! Are you scared! Taste my punch when I am back in Seremban!
4 fcukin' responses:
- At 3:12 PM, September 10, 2006 Anonymous said...
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eggtart... pls forgive me for my recklessness towards u in the past. i sincerely apologise. don ong bak me when u get back ok. im scared shitless...
and very nice pose u had with the blue boxing pants and hotel towels as boxing gloves. i'm totally terrified. ur trapezius gives u the "wing" muay thai fighter needs. i adore you. i now officially crown u the title "ONG-BAK TAT". - At 3:14 PM, September 10, 2006 Anonymous said...
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i also like your hibiscus-flowery shirt u wore. so sexy. did u buy one for me?
- At 9:31 PM, September 10, 2006 Anonymous said...
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nice 1. actually u look quite cute lah! haha. Ong Bak Tat the new macho guy in 422.
- At 10:54 PM, September 10, 2006 Anonymous said...
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oh my god, i wan that pair of boxing pants!!! i seriously wan,got the red version?