Lately, all the others member (KKLIM and Mania Lim) had showed off their latest mountain climbing gear in IMUASS, I being one of the mountain climbers in Nov will not lack behind...
Behold, the greatest jacket of it all....just one jacket to rule them all!!!~
Yes, at a first glance of this newest tech in jacket industry...it is just simply gorgeous, it's as if you're wearing nothing at all!!!! it's ultra-light and ultra-portable!!!! you can wear anything under it and it will show up that u are climbing the mountain with a singlet but actually you are well protected from this new warm jacket.
The jacket is build by organic 3-layer of adipose tissue (which actually really keep you very warm!!) and it comes with extra padding for your nipples (that's why it's poking out a bit, but it's sexy right?) to prevent from horrible nipple cracks that will spoil your holiday. And best of all, this baby only cost RM299, just like any other 'ordinary' jacket you can buy from universal traveller!!! heck, i'm always in the newest trend, not like the other two fellos...muahhahaha....
p/s: sigh, what can a poor boy do? he is not loaded as the other two members and his parents are not printing cash either....he can only sacrifice his sexy look and hope that some horny whore will notice me and donate money for this poor boy to climb mount Kinabalu. If you are one of the sexy whore, pls be welcome to mail your cheque for the daniel mountain climbing fund. The mailing address is:
422, Aid daniel pls,
Jalan I wan a jacket,
70300, Seremban.
All aids are appreciated, Daniel will always remember you!!
4 fcukin' responses:
- At 4:41 PM, August 03, 2006 Anonymous said...
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PORKY, PORCINE, CORPULENT, GROSS, RUBENESQUE, MORBID OBESITY, PAUNCH, PORTLY, POTBELLY, FUCKFAT, FUCKPORK, PORKFAT, PORKLARD, GHEE, PIGLARD.
I CAN'T STAND IT! LOOKIN AT THIS ANIMAL MAKES ME WANNA PULL HIS NIPPLES AND SCREW IT 720 DEGREESS ANTI-CLOCKWISE! FUCKING NAUSEATING!
DID U GUYS NOTICE HIS NIPPLES ARE ACTUALLY PINKISH? OH MY FUCKING LORD... - At 4:46 PM, August 03, 2006 Anonymous said...
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who imitate my nick name? puki. wanna imitate oso spell my nick wrongly. pure sohai. anyway i agree with him, so it's ok for this time.
he actually bothered to suck in air to make his potbelly smaller in his 2nd pic...
like got fucking big difference it made! fat fuck!!!! FAT FARRRKKK!!!!
once ah fat, forever ah fat!!!!! - At 11:59 PM, August 03, 2006 Anonymous said...
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Wat the FUCK, where the HELL this fucking fat ASS member come from? Dun tell me u're from earth, u doesnot look like one. U are as fat as hai duan and president, at the same level now!! But since president is losting fast pretty fast, now u are SECOND only after fat ASS hai duan!!!!
My holyshit, PINK nipples!!! There are excess estrogen in ur body!!! Maybe u should go for genetic check up? U has got high risk of Turner 45-X! Shortie somemore - even more suspicious!!! Go do the test, well, best of luck u fat ASS!
Suck air or not it doesnot make any different anyway. Just all FAT to me.
Once i heard a nice lyric:
"Ah fat Ah fat, mountain climbing no scare!
U got jacket, i got My FAT!!! "
So i believe it. - At 8:26 PM, August 13, 2006 Anonymous said...
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Heh cibai mania, dare to talk behind me, calling me fat no 3? just because u are too thin dont mean anyone is fat. Don't made anyone follow your standard ,or else people will think we malaysian are short of food and worst malaysia is having drought. Go gain some weight, u suite those poor lady in Africa. Too thin is also not fit for climbing mountain learn to climb some tree first to train some muscle, wearing a coat wont help u at all. Forget one thing, fat is the insulator not muscle, increasing muscle bulk is just pure waste of time, have u seen polar bear that is muscular, well i don,t, i only see big fat chubby polar bear that is cute.(maybe aggressive is a better term)
And to daniel want some free coat u don't need to buy one go hunt one in the jungle. I think tiger skin is the best, of course u will need at least 4 tiger skin before considering going up that mountain. Besides what is more Macho than tiger skin, made u look more "cave man of Bintulu".(Is bintulu or Miri, i cant remember)