IMU Anti-Social Society (IMU A.S.S.) was established since March 2003. It grew steadily eversince, member-wise, influence-wise, as well as character-wise. IMU A.S.S. despises over-acting medical students who are all out to seek popularity. This society also find overly sociable characters repulsive and repugnant. We, as a one-hearted brotherly society seek solitude and seclusion from the aforementioned freaks of nature.

Facing some problem guessing who's who in this blog ? Or always wondered what the hell is labia intermedia, bullslayer_lee, presidentlau, ahlang, etc.? Well, fret not. The "cast of characters" section is here to help you differentiate from the curls and straights.

Let me start with the main character (and founder of IMU A.S.S.), labia intermedia.

Well, labia intermedia is K.K.'s alter-ego in this blog. In ҜαίخόρЋЯзпїα™ he's K.K. or Kai. He's a native of Ampang, KL. Not native in such a way that he wears coconut leaves and let his mind boggling oliphaunt dangling all over the place. No. Native means he was born there .. that beautiful place of assholes and yong tau foo alike. To be more precise, he was born in Jalan Ampang - a road paved with diamonds, emeralds and bling-blings alike.

Next, bullslayer_lee who hails from the state of Hands, Foot and Mouth Disease, Bintulu. He took up Engineering at the age of 1, and graduated with a pH 5.5 (with no artificial detergent) at the age of 4. Some people hailed him as the sublime being, but he would humbly decline to be addressed as such. He said he's just being very intelligent. (Well, those people then stopped calling him shorty when DanPang began to beat up their children in the neighborhood). His only shortcoming is being "short".

Lembu @ Quektoris grew up to be a 6 ft 4 hunk, with six packs (sometimes 8... depends on the weather condition) and a pair of pectoralis majors that would make Ian Thorpe envy in vain. He's from Batu Pahat and can be suaku at times.

Then there is HeiTat @ AhTat. He originated from Gombak, and currently stays near K.K. in Ampang. He was basically the tallest good looking guy on the planet, if not the universe (well, a lot of people has been saying that good looking guys are short, so KK is not that bad too, with an exception of DanPang). HeiTat is an avid durian eater.

With an IQ score over 190 points, ahlang is eligible for a MENSA Malaysia membership, but he rejected it with an attitude after discovering that MENSA girls are nothing but some hideous looking lot of frumps. He emphatically said that he would rather fuck a purple dinosaur than to be seen hanging out with any MENSA girls. He's from Yong Peng and needless to say, equally suaku as Quektoris. The only difference is that he has the ability to talk out of his suakuness.

So, what is the "Fake President" @ presidentlau's favorite past time? He loves to sleep, if that's considered as a past time. Usually, if he's not found sitting around belittling and mocking up some stupid/ugly people/cats/insects, he could be found on his bed sleeping or cooking his lovely pot of Klang Jia-Xiang Bak Kut Teh. It's just his most favorite thing to do. He's taken a new hobby recently, i.e. writing blogs. Visit him at The Gospel of Judas.

DogHead @ Quincy hails from Puchong and was born and bred in Kedah. With such history of fine lineage consisting the China community of Kedah and Puchong, it is not weird to find him wearing a glistening huge green-emerald rock on his right ring finger. It just exudes that kind of China-ism. He's easy to identify. Look for a specky guy with rhinopyma.

HeiDuan @ AhDuan is the moral-uprighter in IMU A.S.S. He has frequent spot-check visits from his parents from Sg. Petani. Moral/Justice-uplifter/fighter plus parental supervision equals IMU A.S.S. retardation. Well we need some balancing forces, HeiDuan likes to call it karma, and the rest of us would just say fuck it. HeiDuan has a soft spot for 3-star pornographies and cater-food for dogs.

Not to forget turboboy @ Flyx and SusuSeng @ DotaKeng. Although there're not actively blogging, I'm sure one day they would!